August 2012
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
soolooxcoopter:
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
spnwhore:
i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself
choord:
badwolflaurel:
brandnudes:
are we really bringing back periodic table element jokes
we don’t need a reason
