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askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

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toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

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cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

(Source: vimeo.com)

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analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….

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frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

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chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

running upstairs

running downstairs

running

stoked on life

scared

walking through my house in the dark

bored

boobs

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A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

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these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

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Dear Yahoo!,

dankickedphilsstickz:

We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.

Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.

Thank you, that is all we ask for